Nicholas Smutty Mug

I like my coffee how I like Nicholas White…
inside me and ruining my self control.

Subtle? No.
Accurate? Unfortunately, yes.

This sturdy ceramic mug is perfect for morning coffee, late-night rereads, and pretending you have emotional stability. Available in 11 oz or 15 oz, depending on how bold you’re feeling. Finished with a sleek gloss and made from lead and BPA-free ceramic, it’s dishwasher and microwave safe.

Strong. Spicy. Slightly inappropriate.
Just like your taste in vampires.